casio-patch

The white patch beneath a wrist watch after prolonged exposure to the sun
Hey guys, check out my casio-patch
by benj420 April 28, 2011
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beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.
Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."
by That guy that sits to your lef December 03, 2013
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Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner
I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.
by PatchGuy April 07, 2018
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Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.
Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you
by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022
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nicotine patch

that part of the spliff that contains more tobacco and less weed
*coughs*
fuck i think i hit a nicotine patch
by ManWithIQ138 May 22, 2019
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baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.
Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!
by Monkeyluv22 January 05, 2018
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Disco Patch

In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.
I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.
by CaptainQuadmay March 05, 2019
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