Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

appreciation nan day

today show everyone that your Nan is the best and tell her why and maybe give her flowers

can you meet
no sorry it’s appreciation nan day
oh yea same tell your Nan she’s the best
and you

by O1.21do.one October 6, 2021

jern nan

Jern Nan is a nerdy guy with a pair of glasses and gets socially awkward when talking to people. Despite his awkwardness, his drawing skills is on point. But there's one thing, he always like to pick up on chicks but get friend zoned really hard.

John: Hey, look at him, he is such a Jern Nan.

Jim: I know right, who can make friends with such a person like him.

by WesternDickhead December 27, 2017

Nan

the person i was in bed with last night
Shrek was waiting outside with my cab to escape

i was in bed with your nan

by BILLBOB69420 January 20, 2020

Sara Nan

Sara Nan is a person that defines many words, godess, queen, weird, only the best. If you find a Sara Nan dont lose sight of her, because miracles like her only happen once in a lifetime. That wont be such a problem if you find yourself on the dance floor though. Because of the imaculate sunshine coming from her perfect body.

Person 1: who is that?

Person 2: Are you dumb!? It is obviously the queen Sara Nan!

by Kirmilita January 15, 2022

Nan

Best friend you could ask for, but I won’t ever say that too her face. Has a sense of humour that only some people understand. She has a big heart, even though sometimes it seems like she doesn’t and whether she admits it or not, she cares about others a whole lot. Well some people. Whether u need her at 12pm or 12 am, you’ll have to wait for her to wake up because all she does is sleep. She’s someone you would do anything for, aswell as someone who would do anything for you. We all need a Nan, but again I won’t say that to her face cause ew.

“Is that you’re grandma?”
“Nah that’s my nan”

by Biggansterghee November 22, 2021

Nan

A beautiful and nice women, she is caring and wonderful.Sometimes she has some anger issues though.

“Hey, did you see Nan?Shes so beautiful!”
“Yeah!I know right!”

by AquaWaveXoX May 27, 2021