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Gentleman’s Grip

From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.
“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”
by The Sire O’ Lord November 7, 2023
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The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism
My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease
by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023
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Gentleman's Paste

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."
by _TryCatch May 11, 2016
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Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.
"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"
by Gentleman jerkoff August 8, 2020
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Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.
by BombTBomb April 23, 2021
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Gentleman's Wishbone

Occurs when two men are double penetrating one lucky lady only to have their ball hair tangle and need to be removed by rapidly pulling away. Only one may win, leaving the other too tender to continue. To the winner go the spoils.
The 3 way was all fun and games until we found ourselves tethered by the gentleman's wishbone.
by Cooltron69 December 7, 2017
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Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.
"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."
by OiSlumai October 21, 2020
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