spilt tea

you just got told some extreme topic or someone is being shady about another

amaya just spilt tea about her ex

by Azal August 21, 2018

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 27, 2011

green tea

When you spill the tea over text, but imessage isn’t working and you have to send it as texts(green bubbles).

I have no wifi, so I guess we’re having green tea today

by thanksbye_ August 17, 2018

Cannibal Tea

Consumption of water, or other liquids in which a dead human has been soaking or saturating within.

Hotel residents of Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles brushing teeth, and drinking hotel water or "cannibal tea," which originated from a water supply in which a dead woman was decomposing in.

by Iwishiwasagiraffe February 22, 2013

Ozark tea

Three shots absolut vodka, two shots jäger, topped off with Amp.

Ozark tea tastes like virginity, and is better than sucking an old Missourian's balls.

by Schloghenhammer July 26, 2009

tea-bag

Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.

I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.

by GhastlyChaos June 04, 2005

Stirring the Tea

This is when somebody stirs situation to make it worse. people usually say that somebody is saying something about then when they aren't really.

Matt: Alexei is cool. Lewis: Alexei matt said your a loser Jamie: Lewis, stop ' Stirring the Tea '.

by Anzio24 December 02, 2011