Superman

A badass superhero. Has the ability to fly, laser vision, super-strength, super speed, and invulnerability. And most important of all, the ability to swag.

Superman is a badass motherfucker.
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. It's Superman!

Superman by Tom Kane May 8, 2014

Superman

Arguably one of the world's most famous superheroes, recognized by the large "S" on his uniform.

A: Who is Superman?
B: You don't know who is superman?!
A: Not really.
B: He is one of the world's most recognizable superheroes, with a large S on his chest.
A: You mean the one in the marvel comic books?
B: Yes.

Superman by thelazy January 3, 2008

superman that hoe 

To remove the sheet from a sleeping girl, then proceed to ejaculate all over her back without waking her up. When done, put the sheet back over her and make sure the sheet sticks to her back. Then throughout the night your manlove will dry. Resulting in the sheet being glued to her back with your juices. And finally when she awakes and gets out of bed she will get up with the sheet stuck to her back like superman's cape.

if she gets out of line superman that hoe!

superman that hoe by chooodeman December 8, 2007

superman that hoe 

When you throw a hoe out a window and she gets paralyzed from the neck down like christopher reeves.

Pac-man Jones was making it rain and then he superman that hoe Tom Urbanski.

superman that hoe by General Biology December 27, 2007

superman

To fuck a girl, then throw her over a tall building in a single bound.

Slut: I'm pregnant, teehee!

You: This looks like a job for Superman...

superman by DaddySmallBalls March 3, 2009

superman dat hoe

A d@mn song! Don't look too hard into making this something that it isn't!!! What about the Spiderman?? do you ejaculate from your wrist and make it look like a web??? Get a life and stop being STOOPID!

I like to listen to the song, crank that soulja by, that says "superman dat hoe". I also like to do the dance.

superman dat hoe by teezer74 January 31, 2008

superman a ho

To consistently lie to a ho whilst wearing glasses.

so there i was getting my dick sucked, and i was all, Britney Spears is a damn fine musician. Thats how I superman a ho. I superman her good.

superman a ho by lex luther March 13, 2008