When a pretty girl plays you a song on the guitar and if you are able to sing along it is singalongable
by Imjustboredwoo May 7, 2020
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*noun* To go hard as fuck to the point of no returns. Usually associated with drinking outrageous amounts of alcohol and waking up with piss in your pants, the taste of shit in your mouth, teeth ground down to the gums and a dislocated jaw from munging out to Darude Sandstorm for 18 hours.
"Holy fuck! Look at John Howard the barnzed up kent! He just rooted his neighbours dog for a durry, the maniac is going ham sanga again tonight!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"
by John "Ham" Howard March 30, 2015
Get the ham sanga mug.1)A nice place to visit, wide variety of foods from 3 major ethic backgrounds...Malay, Indian and Chinese. Humid weather tha goes all year round. Its too small, people who get sick of singapore seek refuge to thier neighbour..Malaysia.
And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!
2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.
And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!
2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.
Sadrudin: Hey I have to go back to Singapore to serve National Service for 2 years, eventhough Im a Australian Citizen.
Habib:That's bull!
Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.
Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.
Habib:That's bull!
Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.
Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.
by Jamaludin July 6, 2006
Get the Singapore mug.A country where bubblegum is banned, oral sex is banned, owning guns is banned, and sodomy is allowed.
by v3Fusion July 12, 2003
Get the Singapore mug.So goddamed hot. Bad music on some radio stations, disgraces the English language with 'singlish" which is a total fucked up language Singaporeans created. No gum here, very bad. No mugging but slashing with parangs. Kinda safe place i guess... Schools over-pressure the kids with insane work. Otherwise it's pretty alright.
by ThegirlfromSingapore December 16, 2010
Get the Singapore mug.1. A generic, all-encompassing term meaning any sexual act that is too disgusting to discuss in mixed company.
2. Any incomprehensible or vague sexual act.
2. Any incomprehensible or vague sexual act.
1. Dude1: Did you hear about the latest celebrity death?
Dude2: No, what happened?
Dude1: OMG, It's so sick! They found him dead after
having sex in a .....uh hem...
*(enters unsuspecting coworker)*
Chic1: What's up?
Dude2: We were just talking about someone dying
from a Singapore Helicopter.
2. Chic1: What happened to John?
Chic2: Well, he threw his back out doing a
Singapore Helicopter
Dude2: No, what happened?
Dude1: OMG, It's so sick! They found him dead after
having sex in a .....uh hem...
*(enters unsuspecting coworker)*
Chic1: What's up?
Dude2: We were just talking about someone dying
from a Singapore Helicopter.
2. Chic1: What happened to John?
Chic2: Well, he threw his back out doing a
Singapore Helicopter
by Blonde Stranger September 3, 2009
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