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national suck my butt day

a national holiday to suck anyones ass
"yeah, today is national suck my butt day! can i eat your ass?"
by soniab123 April 2, 2021
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Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008
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ri-suck my dick-ulous

that test was ri-suck my dick-ulous!
by steveon May 10, 2007
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Suck my dick like a pacifier

An insult used mainly against friends and day one's when they say something that is factually incorrect and stupid. A catch phrase used mainly amongst high schoolers as a friendly way to say "shut up".
Connor shut up and suck my dick like a pacifier. Joe Johnson is the greatest basketball player of all time
by ScaryHours January 24, 2018
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You can suck my dick

You can suck my dick.
by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020
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Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!

When Ryan Simpson and Bethany MacArthur started dating, Sebastien Coyle started moaning this phrase.
When Seb saw Ryan he screamed, "Oh Bethany! Suck my toes!!"
by Oh_Oh_Oh_Oh,Ryan September 11, 2018
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