stromp

(v): Strident stomping; a portmanteau of "strident" and "stomp."

STROMP! stromp! stromp!

by Joseph Pfender June 20, 2007

stomach pump drunk

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.

-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.

by recon_scout March 3, 2011

bloody stomach

With a bottle (fifth) of vodka, break a hole in the bottom, as to shotgun the entire bottle. However, make sure that substantial amounts of glass particles end up interspersed in the liquid. Now, remove the cap, and down entire bottle. Next, go to the emergency room.

Definition 1 (noun):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just did a bloody stomach.
Dude 2: Shit man, that is some fucked up shit.
Dude 1: Shit dude, maybe I should consult a medical professional immediately.

Definition 2 (verb):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just bloody-stomached a whole bottle of vodka.

by William OReilly April 1, 2010

stomach acid

Produced when one is forced to listen to an office full of people sucking their own dicks.

My stomach acid was really churning when I had to listen to the asswiped in shitty's office.

by Ammered April 11, 2005

stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Stomach Art

A dried area of vomit on the sidewalk that can sometimes take on interesting shapes and forms. Sometimes includes corn, olives, or whatever was for dinner.

Hey, watch out for that "stomach art". You almost stepped in it.

by Fillmore Phil December 15, 2008

Stomagasm

Noun. The brown shiny love-chunk deposited from the soft opening in the stomach designed for a colostomy bag, usually after a particularly gratifying session of stomalingus.

Lee: Oh Danny! Danny! Faster! You are so skilled with your tongue around my unnatural intestinal opening, I think you're going to bring me to stomagasm!

Danny: *retches* *spits beige saliva*

by Brixtom August 27, 2012