Shrek 2

The best movie of all time containing the best movie soundtrack of all time

Rick: I don;t have much money, but i can give you Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD and three Justin Bieber Cd's for it.
Stan: Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD? That's a bargain! Here you go.

by LifeIsFutile October 26, 2018

Shrek

Perhaps the greatest anime ever created. Second only to Corey in the House.

Dude, Shrek is the greatest anime ever!

by Diggity rang rang February 19, 2018

Shrekonciliation

When a person finally comes to terms with the true meaning of life and accepts Shrek, surrendering their layers to the great Ogrelord.

Leigh: John doesn't understand the Shrekoning that will soon immense.
Greg: It appears his time is ogre; it's time for John's Shrekonciliation.

by El Grande Cebolla December 17, 2015

mrs.shrek

often defined as a woman who resembles the main character from the movie SHREK.. the female is usually accompanied with dull features, yelowish teeth,rubbery wrinkly skin, a harsh voice and a pyschotic smile that make you want to die inside
..she will usually be wearing random/see through clothing and tends to wear glasses and have short greyish hair..

Cat:"did you have that supply teacher yesterday for parenting?"
Jane:" ewww yes wasn't she totally a Mrs.Shrek??"

by luv2dance May 2, 2008

Shreked

The act of making love to someone, then immediately leaving afterwards to watch Shrek.

Guy 1: "Did you stay at her house last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I totally Shreked her!"

by happyscadums December 8, 2017

watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off

Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"

by The Infamous Lewski, yeah thats rite its me August 10, 2006

Lady shrek

A girl that looks like the female version of Shrek.

"Dude, that's nasty. His girlfriend is a Lady Shrek."

by DWeez May 2, 2008