Stop Being A Dick

Seriously. Just stop.

I told that guy at the show tonight to stop being a dick, and he punched me.

by Barbaloot April 12, 2009

Stop Day

The work-free friday right before finals week on which all college classes close for the semester and are not in session. Originally intended to be a free day for college students to study, it is now typically reserved for sleeping, eating, watching netflix and other forms of comatose solidarity; however, many young scholars devote the evening of Stop Day to wine, women and bongs, or more accurately, to becoming upsettingly drunk. For college students, Stop Day is a conceptual mecca: long-awaited, dreamed about, and otherwise lusted after.

College student 1: Man, I'm so tired, I was up until 4 writing that sociology paper. I don't think I can make it to finals

College student 2: You're almost there bro! Stop Day is friday

by amindformelodrama December 15, 2011

stop tickling furry unicorns

Stop tickling furry unicorns is another way of saying STFU which means "Shut the f*** up".

Stop tickling furry unicorns

by Fluffy Dinos April 5, 2016

door stop

Verb: The act of stopping, usually for social purposes, in the exit doorway of a large venue as everybody else in the event is attempting to leave, thus stopping all forward movement of the crowd. Usually results in gridlocked aisles. See also: aisle salmon

I was trying to leave the Jonas Brothers concert before anyone I knew saw me, but some stupid teeny bopper pulled a door stop and Bobby Sue spotted me.

by omarsphatt August 12, 2009

truck stop rainbow

When enjoying the services of a prostitute who frequents truck stops, the customer withdraws his penis just before climax and ejaculates over the prostitute in a broad, arcing pattern.

Rita was impressed by Clem's impromptu truck stop rainbow, but not enough to give him a discount.

by SmokeysOnMahTail July 10, 2010

Shit Stop

When one goes to the bathroom to piss, but subsequently decides to take a shit as well. Similar to a pit stop in nascar, if a driver needs to get gas, he/she might decide to change the tires as well while they're at it.

Anonymous kid A: God dude I got out of Math class and had to take a piss the entire fucking class, I felt like I was about to get a UTI but I had to copy this Asian chick who was rocking a Hello Kitty watch so I knew she knew her shit.

Anonymous kid B: Fuck that class dude, math is the lesbian sister of biology, so my conservative catholic parents would never let me take it. How was that piss?

Anonymous kid A: Dude, it started out as a piss, but since I was already there I decided to take a shit stop and Release the Kraken on that toilet!

by Hurdsauce July 27, 2011

I cannot stop twinkling

Aoyama: "Mon ami, you can’t deny my sparkle."
Class 1-A: "Come on!"
Lady Midnight: "It’ll be better this way: take out the 'I' and shorten the 'cannot' to 'can’t'."
Aoyama: "It’s stunning, mademoiselle."
Kirishima, Kaminari Sato, Jirou, and Midoriya: "SHE LIKES IT?"
Sato: "Also you’re not really French, are you, that’s just an act!"

I LITERALLY JUST COPIED THE I cannot stop twinkling scene FROM THE MHA HERO NAMES EPISODE

by MultiFandomTrashCan January 23, 2020