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Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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e-stocking

I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!
by Lemmingpie December 17, 2013
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ben stock

a tall male normally quite full of himself making status' that no one really cares about. Girls tend to like him but some would question why as he is a bad friend and tends to dance in a strange manner in the hope of getting a girl while of course everyone around him is discussing how funny he looks
hey look over there
oh yeah its ben stock dancing
also known as doing a stock
by davey baby May 14, 2015
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Sticky Stocking

Well performing sexual acts finishing on a women feet with your semen, after putting your socks back on. Hits Sticky Stocking
Dude the sex was so bad I give her a Sticky Stocking
by Urban unknown January 8, 2017
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stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.
Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.
by Mailmancalves April 9, 2016
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Stock Block

The act of stocking one's product in another vendor's shelf space.
"The tom's potato chip vendor sent a complaint to upper management because the Frito-Lay guy stock blocked his section again."
by Veridon July 14, 2017
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Stock-F

A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.
Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.
by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 15, 2018
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