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Stewart County

A little shit hole town in Tennessee and "shit hole" is an understatement at that. There's more "burnouts" there than a drag strip gets gets in a year. All there is to do is get drunk, smoke weed, and get into fights. Everyone is two faced and wont blink twice before stabbing you in the back. Compiling all of this together in one place should be a nation warning and shut off from the normal human world.

Heaven > Hell > Stewart County, TN
College student #1: "hey dude so where you from?"

College student #2: "Stewart County..."

College student #1: "OUCH!!!!! I'm sorry for your luck."

College student #2: "yeah I know. All I learned from that school was how to make a gravity bong and how to play beer pong."

College student #1: "shit happens dude."
by burnoutz4life? June 1, 2011
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Kristen Stewart

An extremely untalented, self-posessed, annoying, snagletoothed "celebrity" that is most famous for playing the role of Isabella Swan in the best selling book series, Twilight
"Hey, did you see Twilight last night??,"says nerd 1
"Yea man that Kristen Stewart chick is ugly as hell don't you think?," says nerd 2.
"Totally. She wrecked the whole movie...," says nerd 1.
by Bob Lawblaw October 17, 2009
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stew-stew

Referring to someone who is not very intelligent, (or just another word for stupid).
My word Shelly! You are so stew-stew”
by thisdoesnotmattertoyou July 24, 2018
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Steubenville

An economically depressed town in Ohio that unwittingly became the poster child of rape culture, underage drinking, football hero worship and bystander apathy. It is a place where crimes are covered up by parents, coaches, authorities meanwhile it gets posted on twitter, facebook and youtube. Later to get hacked and exposed by Anonymous. Even though the town fails at the game of life it wins big in high school football. In this town, teenage rape victims get blamed for the crime and receive death threats by other girls. Also, women reporters covering the news have been known to be rape apologists.
Josh: Did you hear about what happened in Steubenville bro?
Jake: Yeah that town is crazy, maybe they should change the name to Stupidville.
by JoshorJake March 19, 2013
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Kristen Stewart

A girl who does not play a different character in her movies, but plays herself... over and over again. In magazine articles is said to be awkward and shy, so why is she playing a lead role in a major movie? Nobody knows.
Jenna: OMG!!! THE NEW TWILIGHT IS OUT!!!
Stanley: You are excited... why?
Jenna: CAUSE KRISTEN STEWART IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Stanley: Yeah you just keep thinking that.
by lovelygiirl1234 September 2, 2010
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Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart a bad actress who should not even have become an actress at all, Man looking and is a pot-head. She has acted in movies like Twilight and Catch a Kid which I think are 2 of the worst movies ever made.
Name one Actress that smokes weed?

Oh, I got it Kristen Stewart.

Good One!
by MotoDef204 June 28, 2010
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Stawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.
After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.
by Alex February 11, 2004
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