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Sephiroth

The hottest person in FF7 closely followed by Vincent Valentine, but go figure! Contrary to popular belief, meaning the word of a crazed-lunatic scientist who'll call anything that's successful his progeny, Sephiroth is Vincent's son, not Hoho.

Factors pointing to this, other then the conversations between Lucrecia and Vincent, are all physical.

1) Sephiroth is 6 feet tall. Vincent is 6 feet tall. Hojo the hobo is a small mofo. Considering that height is mostly determined by parental genes, seems odd if Hobo is the father.

2) Sephiroth and Vincent look exactly the same, minus the eyes (mako and chaos) and the hair (jenova). Are we to believe that Square Enix was sooooo cheap that they decided to use the same face for characters who are supposedly unrelated? So cheap that they decided to use the same brow shape, eye shape, nose shape and lip shape...yet Sephiroth is not Vincent's son but Hojo's?

Last but most important and definitely not least.
3) Lucrecia and Hojo both have straight hairlines. Meaning they carry the recessive ww gene and therefore can NEVER spawn a child with a widow's peak. Square Enix cleverly mask Vincent's widow's peak with a bandanna or bangs (when he was with the Turks), but Doctor Grimore Valentine, Vincent's father, sports a widow's peak in his brief appearance in DoC. Coincidence? I think not.
Sephiroth's two fathers in denile:

Vincent (to Lucrecia): But using your (not assuming responsibility, vinny?) own child for an experiment?

Hojo (interrupting) : I don't know what you're implying...blah blah blah...YOU are the LAST person to have any word in this. Now leave us at once, boy!(more like the one of the first person to have a word in this!)

Vincent: But...

Lucrecia: But what? If you have something to say, say it.

Vincent: Are you... Are you sure this is what you really want?

Lucrecia: Am I sure? Am I sure!? IF THIS ONLY CONCERNS ME, then yes, I am sure! (what a nice way to say man up to your child)
by LuVinSeth Crescent-Valentine August 24, 2009
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Stephen

Stephen ... where to start. He's made some mistakes in his past, but he has realized what he's done. He knows just how to make anybody smile. He's the absolute sweetest bf. He has an amazing smile,laugh, and sence of humor. He's super cute, and a good listener. He is just an amazing guy
Angel: Dangggggg stephen's amazing
by Angel;) July 18, 2011
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Stephen

"From the Greek name Óôåöáíïò (Stephanos) meaning "crown". Saint Stephen was an early Christian martyr who was stoned to death, as told in Acts in the New Testament. Another Saint Stephen is the patron saint of Hungary, the first Christian king of that country (10th century). This was also the name of kings of England, Serbia, and Poland, as well as ten popes. More recently it is borne by the British physicist Stephen Hawking and the American author Stephen King. "

Stephen is considered one of the top 100 masculine and sexy names of the modern nation possessed by only people who will succeed greatly in life opposed to the name Steven possessed by druggies.

If you pronounce it STEF-en, that means your IQ is extremely low. It's prounced stEVen, guys. And it's okay, you can call him Steveyboy.
Resa: Hi STEF-en.
Stephen: Damn you.
by Pocketful of Sunshine June 16, 2008
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stephen

One of the most funniest, cute boy ever. Has short brownish/blackish hair with adorable eyes.
Stephen when will you ask me out??
by loves_stephen August 26, 2008
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stephenville texas

A town that is chock full of ignorant wannabes with their rope on the rear view roaring past fuzzys trying to bust the eardrum on some barrel racer eager to be hangin on some kinda wood that night. Coke addicts, alcohoics, felons, users, abusers, and daddy issues. You’ll get your ass whooped if you say Weatherford is better. It has unbearable heat in summer. A shit ton of mullets. Has no taco bueno. At night you take your ass to Bostocks, City Limits, Bar C, Rockin P where you’ll run into people of all sorts. Maybe your best bud or maybe that asshole from fuzzys that busted YOUR eardrum instead of the buckle bunny’s on the patio next you that’s now clinging to some “retired” bull rider that says he rode at Lonestar and has the Boot Barn buckle to prove it. From there you go back to your apartment, dorm, or rent house,.. clear the coors light cans from your bed and pass the fuck out. Repeat.
You goin to stephenville Texas this weekend?
by IWannaBeAKowboyyBaabbyyyy February 7, 2018
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Steph

The most beautiful I know, a tough hard ass who will kick your ass if you piss her off, caring and always there for you, shes everyone's best friend and even though she has a hard life she knows that there's always someone to be there for her, even though were best friends i still care and love you.
Stephanie I love you and always will 私はあなたを愛して!
by razgriz360 November 27, 2011
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Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:
Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild
by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004
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