sprinklerspritz

another term for a swimming class.

baby sister: jessieka... can you please help me with my maths sums?
jessie: oh i'll be back in a tick. i have a swimming class. i'll be back soon after sprinklerspritz k:)

by alaallallallal July 7, 2010

Springerite

A Springerite is a moron, idiot, dumb ass, stupid person of lowly self esteem, low life, trouble maker.

A term based off the Jerry Springer Show, describing anyone with similar actions as the people who have appeared on the Jerry Springer Show, which makes the person a "Springerite".

by Michael Thunder October 7, 2010

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

Springer

A small town in Southern Oklahoma where the water is full of animal and/or human feces, which makes it undrinkable. But when you do drink it, your teenage daughter will become pregnant. The trees in Springer don't release oxygen, they actually release meth. Every one in Springer loves meth! Springer is a great place to live as long as you want to waste your life away and never take responsibility for your actions or children. Heck, the toddlers on meth too. Even the animals. Everything is made out of meth in Springer. It's as gold mine for tweakers.

Joe: Hey, man. What's your favorite way to do meth and get your daughter pregnant at the same time?

Russell: I just drive out to Springer and drink the water. Boom. Two birds- one stone.

by Ad1211mitch December 19, 2017

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018