Splitter

Heard in Monty Python's "Life of Brian." From "Beard-splitter" a late 18th/early 19th century man on man insult meaning lecherous wench bedder. "Beard" was a colloquialism for what is today called "beaver." Apparently, it was degrading to be regarded as a womanizer then, though it's totes gangsta now. This is called "progress."

Oi, splitter! Bloody Roman lover!

Them Judean People's Front lot's a bunch of ruddy splitters!

by Sulu-lu September 8, 2018

Skittles

The best way to describe something that is: way better, cooler, nicer, or more awesome than any other object. Nothing beats something that is skittles.

Fifty-Fifty cars are so skittles in California!

by Christopher Adam Z. August 9, 2008

Skittles

Slang for condoms.

"Do you have any skittles?"

by Cyan1deSandwich September 25, 2011

skittles

a synonym for gay. Due to the fact that "taste the rainbow, be the rainbow" is the slogan for skittles and everyone knows the rainbow flag is gay pride.

your car is skittles dude.
skittles!!! taste the rainbow

by nubman200 November 12, 2007

splitter

When a female sharts while wearing a thong.

The seat of Tina's jeans were equally shitty, due to the splitter she was wearing.

by jayzone5 June 10, 2008

Shittles

A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.

Dude: Man, u dropped your keys
Other Dude: Shittles

by Lance December 27, 2004

eating skittles

when a guy sticks skittles up your vagina and then eats them out.

Example 1
Girl 1: Hey theres Skittles.
Girl 2: Why do they call her skittles?
Girl 1: Because she lets guys eat skittles out of her vagina
Girl 2: EWW!

Example 2
Guy:Hey baby.
Girl: Hey.
Guy: Want to come over to my house later and ill eat some skittles?
Girl: Sure.

Eating skittles is pretty gross and mostly only sluts let guys do it to them as they have no self respect.

by xoxILRGxox May 14, 2009