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spit buddy

A person who you feel close enough to be completely comfortable with their spit, use spit to clean them, don’t gag if stray spit comes your way when laughing.
by LunaFlicker February 13, 2018
mugGet the spit buddymug.

spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)
Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash
by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018
mugGet the spitting on squashmug.

Goblin Spit

The white substance that forms at the side of the mouth, mostly forms when using drugs.
"Wipe your mouth you've got goblin spit, it's bait."
by wheey34 October 31, 2015
mugGet the Goblin Spitmug.

Stripper Spit

Grand Daddy Purps and Girl Scout cookie got it on to bring you this type of hybrid cannabis
I cannot wait to go smoke some Stripper Spit, this strain of pot is incredible.
by mainbsq May 29, 2018
mugGet the Stripper Spitmug.

spit swapping

My gf and I did some serious spit swapping in the bleachers yesterday.
by Mcirowave4097 April 27, 2016
mugGet the spit swappingmug.

Spit Dred

The bunch of pubic hair that can develop above or near a woman's clitoris during cunnilingus, as the tongue gradually pushes obstructing pubes out of the way. Often as a result of tight circular patterns around the clitoris depending on the growth and thickness of said hair.
"You know how sometimes the hair can bunch up bit during cunnilingus? I call it the Spit Dred."
mugGet the Spit Dredmug.

get the spit

I get the spit on the daily from that girl across the street.

I got the spit twice last week and it was glorious.
by natkingcole August 14, 2010
mugGet the get the spitmug.

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