sperm guzzler

Anyone who engages in the act of fellatio.

George Meetze is a huge sperm guzzler.

sperm guzzler by Mark Knoffler September 3, 2005

Sperm Dumpster

A guy/girl who gets used as a cum receptacle for another man's jizz. Usually will be the recipient of anal sex administered by their dad or cousin. Someone who loves sperm.

Vitale became Red's sperm dumpster after the girl kicked him to the curb.

Vitale, Get the fuck out from in front of my new car you fat sperm dumpster i wouldnt let you ride in it if you paid me.

Sperm Dumpster by trasmania June 12, 2008

sperm globes 

noun: a name for testicles. First coined by Chris Hardwick on Web Soup

1.) The ball crashed right into his sperm globes!

2.) His sperm globes. Population 0.

sperm globes by Im your mothers favorite June 16, 2010

sperm teddy 

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

sperm teddy by scodder September 29, 2012

Sperm Wars 

When men play a game of tag by ejaculating on eachother

“oh shit did you just cum on me?”
“yeah bro! it’s sperm wars! you’re it! no tag backs!”

Sperm Wars by domtopgothmomgf September 4, 2021

Sperm Burpin Bitch 

A female or possibly male that burps up sperm at any given time from sucking on to many penis's.

"I think you are a Sperm burpin Bitch", "Oh Her!,She's a sperm burpin bitch"

Sperm Burpin Bitch by Derrick B August 23, 2006

Sperm Burping Road Whore 

a prostitute, a cheap one at that.

She is a sperm burping road whore that will fuck anyone for cash.

Sperm Burping Road Whore by dogglue January 31, 2010