Spackshit

A term used for someone so unintelligent that actual feces is smarter than them. Common names for these people are: Aaron.

Oh my god Aaron, you are such a spackshit for snitching on me!

by Pentabagel June 29, 2021

Sacky Snack

When she/he sucks your balls a little bit. Can be a stand alone act or part of an otherwise sloppy blow job.

I was fin da nut so she started with a little sacky snack.

She loves the sacky snack so I teabagged her at 3 am.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

bowl spackle

When you have either diarraeh or a really messy turd and it leaves several large shit marks on the bowl of the toilet.

I ate some taco bell last night and left some serious bowl spackle.

by Ingyham October 1, 2008

tactical spackle

The act of trying to sneak a fart onto or around someone, and inadvertently spackling yourself in the process.

I snuck up to drop a fart on Andy- turned out to be a tactical spackle. I pushed through though.

by donkypunchzzz June 1, 2010

Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.

Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.

by supercrapdog December 25, 2012

Kevin Spacey'd

Synonym for rape and child molestation. Also used when claiming oneself as homosexual

Tucker T. Mann was sentenced to 15 years for Kevin Spacey-ing a 14 year old boy. His defense is that he was gay at the time of the crime.

Or

Dude I just got Kevin Spacey'd

by KevinSpaceyLuvs14 November 10, 2017

nut spackled

Nut spackled is the act of getting a cock shot so hard that you fall down and stay there for long periods of time.

Person one: bro did you see Kyle get nut spackled during dodge ball.

Person two: ya he got fucking destroyed

by Igotmydickstuckinatoaster September 24, 2019