Sapiosexual

Someone who would fuck a whale if they find it intelligent enough

She’s sapiosexual, intelligent dogs are her thing

by Wakandaforeva May 9, 2018

sapiosympathetic

If you are attracted to someones mind. Close to sapiosexual, but not quite.

I find you sapiosympathetic.

by fling June 4, 2015

Sapiosexual

A clitial region that tends to swell up and become moist in the presents of intelligence.

Mary's bean became moist and swelled up when Ryan spoke of the quasi isotopic characteristics of the material present because of her Sapiosexual tendencies.

by Yerddrey June 21, 2016

scapid

scurrying rapidly;hyper in a scary way.

The camel spider was extremely scapid.

by momo August 4, 2004

Shapiro

The name of a man who is all about business, and enjoys solitude. It's very difficult to grab hold of a Shapiro, as he is always conducting his own business in one way or another. Often, a Shapiro will be spotted drinking a Shapiro while speeding in the Shapiro Speedway off the Shapiro islands. In short, slang for fecal matter.

That guy, Shapiro, won't give me the time of day. No wonder his name is Shapiro.

by nunbiz4646 March 14, 2014

Ben Shapiro

An absolute unit; if anyone tries to get in his way, they will be absolutely desecrated by his use of facts and logic. He repeats the term "facts dont care about your feelings" frequently. He is an avid collector of liberal tears.

shawn: I tried debating Ben Shapiro and now im paraplegic

by That6handle9is4already2in0use September 19, 2020

Shapiro's Razor

An epistemological razor commonly utilized by American conservative political commentator, public speaker, and exceedingly amateur violin player, Ben Shapiro. Typically involving the use of "facts" and "logic", it states that the objective strength of an argument or claim is directly proportional to the speed with which it is spoken, and the complexity of word-choice displayed.

Ben Shapiro: Facts don't care about your feelings.

Sentient Human: Again, it may just be my failure to understand Facts and Logic, but I am having trouble understanding how population-level generalizations about the moral characteristics of particular ethnic groups can be anything other than bigotry.

Ben Shapiro: I don't frankly give a damn what you think of me since I've never heard of you. REKT.

Shapiro then makes use of Shapiro's Razor to shut this Libtard down by speaking so quickly and so eloquently, that the less intelligent Leftist could not respond.

by Guy Phoenix July 6, 2020