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rocky snorkel

The act of fellating a man's penis as he passes a kidney stone into the fellator's mouth.
Dude, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie the worst rocky snorkel, no wonder their marriage is on the rocks.
by Marty O 3.0 March 12, 2017
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Snorkel tough

I went down on this hooker last night and I've never been in a worse situation snorkel toughing in my life I threw up in my mouth four times!
by Jytterbug May 2, 2021
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Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.
Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.
by Billwhack July 13, 2012
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Pink snorkel

When a guy is going down on a girl with a snorkel on and she squirts and he keeps eating her out while she is squirting and then he spits it back in her face.
Hey y’all I gave BJ’s sister a pink snorkel last night!
by Ricky Nevada May 11, 2018
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Snorkeler

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.
"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."
by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023
mugGet the Snorkelermug.

Crawfordsville snorkel dick

When you unhook a woman’s tracheotomy hose and stick your dick in there forcing it out of her mouth like a snorkel
The local chain smoking lot lizard was offering truck drivers a discount on the Crawfordsville snorkel dick.
by xGRIMLOCx June 5, 2024
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Snorkeling

To put foreskin over someone's nose
Susie knows Jason's a wise guy, so when he invited her to go snorkeling, she wasn't that surprised when he laughed and put his foreskin over her nose.
by Jaycen Lane June 2, 2018
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