Side Nozzled

To be subjected to continuous and unexpected personal attacks resulting in public and personal humiliation

Waking up in Mumbai, tied to the bed post and clad in leather, Doug realized he had been completely side Nozzled.

by Side Nozzler March 8, 2011

Side dump

While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.

Things got a little crazy last night....the side dump came up a little short. :(

by Mastermater208 December 7, 2015

sideception

When you don't know which side bitch is your side bitch.

Guy 1: I don't know what to do, I got sideception going on right now. Too many side bitches to count!
Guy 2: You gotta have a main bitch to have a side bitch bro.
Guy 1: Well if you have three bitches, bitch 1 and bitch 2 are side bitches to bitch 3 when you're intercoursing (see intercoursing) bitch 3. Bitch 2 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 1 when you're intercoursing bitch 1. Lastly, bitch 1 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 2 when you're intercoursing bitch 2.

Guy 2: That's just too much math bro.
Guy 1: Sideception.

by Picklebatteredpals May 31, 2016

Side twacked

Play on the term sidetracked: When a person gets too spun out on meth and they cant seem to focus on the subject or task at hand

Tyler is always getting side twacked

by Holmanation323 May 9, 2016

side gay

A side gay likes oral, touching, cuddling but not anal.

“You want to fuck me? No thanks. I’m a side gay”

by Elprofesor55 June 22, 2022

side cart

When your jerking off in bed, you roll over nut on one side of the bed, roll back over and fall asleep.

Last night I thought about side carting in your sons bed- Mat Best

by 2jayZ August 20, 2022

Vulcan sideburns

A person who is unable to grow facial hair in the form of sideburns, so opts instead to grow the hair over their ears slightly longer than the rest of their hair.

Guy A: What's up with that Emo kid's hair
Guy B: He can't help it. It's Vulcan sideburns, man

by Phunkie Junkie December 17, 2008