surface poo

A bush poo done on the surface instead of a hole.

I was busting so I did a surface poo before burying it.

That lazy pig did a surface poo.

by BigDog75 January 5, 2020

smurf poo

Another term for saying, "That's Malarkey" or, " That's Bologna"

Guy: I learned how to fly today.

Girl: That's a bunch of smurf poo.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

Surface breather

Someone who cannot think or feel past than what they see on the “surface of life”

Cannot sense the depths of things

Cassie only cares about materialistic things and not how people feel on the inside, just how they present themselves. She’s such a surface breather

by ScoobyThaDoobie February 7, 2021

Smurfin

Someone who has edited or dyed blue hair. Also the act of slowly turning the world into a collection of smurfins. Loosely related to the smurfs franchise.

*ugly or uncomfortable picture with edited blue hair*
caption: #smurfin

by mamawhoreo September 11, 2021

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Egon Smurf

Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.

"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"

by drzinzao November 7, 2017