smog whisperer

someone who drives a gas guzzling car and is so super obsessed with it, that you can tell just by how they talk.

girl #1: yeah my boyfriend owns a hummer, did u know that? awww soooooo dreamy!
girl #2: everyone knows that, he's such a smog whisperer! how could you like a guy like that?

by superatlasman September 28, 2009

shmorgisborg

A strange that is yet to be understood by the world.

"Ordy blord shmorgisborg."
-Swedish Chef

by Skaiphos November 1, 2015

smogging

the act of jogging while smoking.

nick- i saw someone smogging the other day and oddly my first thought was i want to try that.

by ucsmut February 24, 2010

smog

An open mouthed kiss from a Dragon (or Dragon like creature... eg: a Dragon Pheonix). From the English word "snog."

DragonPhoenix smogged Bambi.

by Grey Labyrinth August 8, 2003

Smogi

A Replacement of a word that would otherwise be used

"Did ya c the smogi on tha smog then!"
Did ya c the arse on tha girl then!

by Liam Init October 4, 2005

Smergle

When you take a can of paint and cover your dick in it then take a paint brush and shove it into the woman's ass hole then fuck her with your paint covered dick

Dave: Yo last night me and my girlfriend had an awesome time doing the Smergle on the other hand cleaning up was a bitch

by Pokemon fetish dude June 10, 2011

smorgasbord

A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.

Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"

Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."

Sven - "Tiiiiight"

by Jhemp September 9, 2009