Smiff

To out think or out do.

I totally smiffed him during the debate.

by Cathy March 9, 2004

a shift

a person who says something one day then changes their opinion to the opposite the next on a continuous basis

Trent: Bro, Melvin told me to fuck off and get out of his life last week, now he's saying i love you and acting like a mate

Abanoub: Yeah what a freak, he's done that like 20 times to me, such a shift.

by the original t-bag March 13, 2009

C-Shift

The most tactical and elite shift of a fire department. Any new firefighter with any talent is quickly moved to C shift . If you are put on any other shitbox shift other than C-shift than you might as well quit. When there is a task that needs to be completed, you can always count on C-shift, the other two shifts are not worth the toilet paper you wipe your ass with.

Fire Chief: "C-Shift, I need you all to continue to do solid work. A & B-Shift..... just sit there and don't touch anything and get your thumb out of your asses."

by TBB4Life June 21, 2020

stick shift

When a guy gets a handjob while driving a car

ryan-dude,heather gave me a stick shift while i was driving us to the beach!
natty-nice!

by natty-ice June 14, 2009

Ph-shift

A Ph-shift, or Phantom shift, is a therianthrope-related occurence, when a therian feels the limbs of their phenotype. They can feel their animal limbs, yet they do not physically exist.
A ph-shift can be brought by similar factors of a m-shift, occur randomly, or can even happen at will.
Many therians say a ph-shift is the closest thing to a P-shift.
M-shift P-shift phenotype therianthrope therian

I had a ph-shift recently, and it can conflict with the human limbs.

by Steve494 October 18, 2008

shiftronic

A type of transmission used in newer cars as a compromise between the sporty side of a manual, and the easy shifting of an automatic. Most cars with this type of transmission are more expensive. The compromise is basically a gear selector where a button us pushed to move it to the right, then up and down in a sequential manner.

Hey that guy got shiftronic on his BMW.
Wow, whats his IQ?
About 14

by James Hemma December 14, 2008

sfiftol

So Funny I Forgot TO Laugh

guy 1: So is your mom- OH!!!! Nah man, I'm just kidding, just kidding.
guy 2: sfiftol -.-

by Samar Osama Jawdat Khanfar January 18, 2009