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Scone Head

A Scone Head is someone who has a head like a Scone
OMG SAM, IAN HAS A SCONE HEAD
by MysticalMan January 13, 2011
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sloane

SLOANES: A SPOTTERS GUIDE!
Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc

Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys,

Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
by miss-self December 14, 2008
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Scones

Booty/ Pussy/ Titties or Women depending on context.
Tumi: "Did you get scones(pussy) at that party last night"
Tumi: "I see you handling the scones(women) dude"
Tumi: "Dude that girl has some nice scones(booty or titties)"
by svdgod July 31, 2015
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Sconed

To be stoned while eating a scone from Starbucks.

(Not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
*In starbucks eating a pumpkin scone*

Hey Jane Doe I'm stoned.

No John Doe, You're sconed.
by PoshLove March 16, 2009
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sloane

SLOANES: A SPOTTERS GUIDE!
Must haves include fake tan, a "hard" music taste, slutty style sense, footless tights, skinny jeans, rich stuck up attitude, jack wills trackies, having a debit card paid for by 'daddy', nude lips, purpsosely messed up hair, derogatary behaviour towards anyone who isnt 2 pounds off muscle faliure, battered ballet pumps, gold belts, oversized leather bags, being very rich but thick, denim skirts that could be a belt, long hair, going to a private school 4 rich kids ... etc etc

Optional extras include drug abuse, dyed peroxide blonde hair, getting pregnant b4 the age of 15, smoking, putting pictures of their boobs on bebo or myspace, pretending to be bi to come across more atractive to boys,

Sloanes are hard to tell apart as they dress and act in exactly the same way. They are often seen in large groups intimidating there unsloany dignified contempories or wrapped around boys, preferably older than them with hair slaped in more hair products than u wud find occupying an average salon with painfully huge egos.
look at that group of sloanes - they think they r so hard but they r so not,
by miss-self December 14, 2008
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Scone

When a group of young wans go to Edinburgh for a weekend lookin for some serious scottish bone- scone.
Jayzus Susan...Hes a quare fine scone. I'd put some cream on that!
by Fone, the female Bone. February 6, 2010
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Sloey

A Sloey is the slang term for a sweaty rectum.
She could fit a fist right up her sloey.
by daily ranger June 4, 2009
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