situash

the state of affiars; shortened version of situation.

I am very unhappy in my current living situash.

by GEC Pirates! February 23, 2009

situation crack

its an adjective to describe how a situation has gone out of control.

"Aye Jack, we better get out o ere lad."
"Aye situation crack it is lad. A proper one. Told you not to mess with them Catholics."

by BBBBLK September 3, 2009

Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.

Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.

by CSituation June 1, 2010

Liquid Sitdowns

The act of destroying a toilet with your recum usually leaving you sore, red and disorientated. This can sometimes be a result of IBS, Indian food etc

Xanthe had the worst liquid sitdowns after last night, she sounded like she was dying

by Farkuss October 13, 2010

all up in her situation

Getting physically intimate with a female.

"Awh man, check Debbie over there, you should get all up in her situation!!!"

"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and he was all up in her situation!"

by ElectricGav December 2, 2009

Situationship

A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.

A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.

Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.

by Bill 215 October 14, 2022

Situation Analyst

Another "Slang" Term for Lesbian

She doesn't like boys she's a situation analyst

by bearguy904 March 6, 2007