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Sir Theodore the third

person 1: who'll judge our food?
person 2: Shit, it's Sir Theodore the Third.
by Jack Vernart November 26, 2020
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Sir Alex Ferguson

Greatest man alive. God prays to him.
A master of all that he surveys, he reminds me of Sir Alex Ferguson.
by hjs2710 November 2, 2013
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something for the weekend, Sir?

a term once used by barbers to politely ask a customer if they would like to buy a packet of condoms.
Years ago it was illegal for shops to trade on a Sunday and most shops only opened for a few hours on a Sat morning also most local chemists only opened Mon - Fri. Men would often visit the barbers on a Friday evening to tidy them selves up for a date or evening in with the wife etc. the barber would usually offer the condoms as an add on sale at the end, by saying either "Would Sir like anything for the weekend?" or "something for the weekend, Sir?"
by hteb78 September 13, 2013
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Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk

the nemesis of Dr. Funkenstein, his clones(esp. Star Child), and funk in general, as featured on Parliament records "The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein," "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome," "Motor Booty Affair," "Gloryhallastoopid," and "Trombipulation." He is the antithesis of cool, and could be a "The Man" type figure. He was played by George Clinton using a voice distorter and is featured on the cover of "Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome." Name comes from his oversized nose and the fact that he is completely devoid of anything related to funk.
Sir Nose D'VoidofFunk is an example of "The Man"
by Atticus Fink August 17, 2006
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Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.
Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch
by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006
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sir savage the 21st

Rapper 21 Savage was living illegally in the United States and has been rumored to be deported to his native UK.

Therefore, people refer to him as the British royalty would.
- Dude, 21 Savage just got deported!
- Lol! He Sir Savage the 21st now!
by emperoringo February 18, 2019
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Good Day Sir

A quick and curt way to end a conversation, putting a thin polite spin on the rude abruptness.

Most uses of this phrase are referencing actor Gene Wilder's portrayal of Willy Wonka in the 1971 movie "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory," where Wonka informs Charlie he has lost the contest because he drank the burp soda, a breach in the contract he signed. "You lose! Good day, SIR!" Wonka screams at Charlie before turning back to his desk.

Linking to an animated gif of the scene with the audio intact is a popular way to assert you are done with an argument on the internet.
by Billions July 16, 2007
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