the silent mantis

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.

the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.

by Sideshow Bob and Frenchy McMakeout April 13, 2004

silent 7

The letter between j and k in the English alphabet. It is the best letter in the world.

What is funnier than 24? Silent 7!

by Slim chaety June 24, 2016

Silent game

Your in a car and someone talks continuous so you count the silence between their words and you never get to 5 seconds

The silent game is fun to play.

by Kuehlstein December 31, 2017

Silent D

Short for Diarrhea. It starts with a D, ends in the bathroom, and is never heard in polite conversation.

Sorry Professor, but I've been stricken with Silent D. Unless you can move that engine into the bathroom, I don't think I can run those tests you wanted today.

by Grad Student McFly May 10, 2011

Silent Cusser

When a man-child whispers his cuss words because his mother will get very angry if she hears him cussing in a normal tone of voice.

You guys are (whispers) faggots.And everyone says what, not knowing what he said at the end.(Hence the term Silent Cusser).

by Daniel Mircheff August 14, 2011

silent bomb

a fart that's silent but deadly

i just let off a silent bomb.

BROOOOO you smell rotten

by melloz January 17, 2017

Silent Fire

When you need to pee but you see something so arousing that you get hard and forget about using the toilet before beating your meat. The sensation you get during post nut clarity ends up being unbelievably painful, as if a fire was dwelling in your penis. It takes a long time to disappear and only gets worse depending what you pleasured yourself to.

Josh: " Dude, last night I had to pee so hard, but I saw a hot lewd of Astolfo and totally forgot he's a dude and that i had to pee. I tryed falling asleep with a silent fire in my pants and strong depression."
Jerry: "Wtf? I just asked for a little money."

by WarriorJames99 May 12, 2020