trouble shooting

A window that pops up whenever there's a problem with your Windows, and never actually suggests a solution that helps fixing it.

The reason your CD-ROM doesn't work is because of blah blah.....

Did that solve the problem?
-Yes after I did that the CD-ROM works now
-No that didn't help me


Select No and the next page says:

We couldn't solve your problem with this trouble shooting session.

by Tosh November 2, 2003

Spooning

The art of strategically balancing one or more spoons on the tip of your nose or your face. Ultimately, it is a spoon balancing act.

"Lets do some spooning!"

"what!?!?"

*balances spoon on nose*

"OHHHHHH!"

by iknowweknowUNO October 31, 2011

Shooting Frogs

Shooting frogs- farting
Dropping frogs- taking a poop

"Sorry for shooting frogs while the windows were rolled up."
"Yeah, whatever. Just drop them."

by iAMtRiCk22 April 2, 2010

shooting moves

The process of running multiple errands in the hopes to make money.

Ay my bad I was busy, I was "shooting moves" all day.

by A-M-R-O September 12, 2017

Italian spooning

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012

Silver Spooning

spooning with someone that is so old they have silver pubes

cuddling with your friends grandma or grandpa
exp used in a sentence. (1)I totally silver spooned you mom last night.(2) Jimmy got so drunk the other night that he ended up silver spooning at the nursing home with carter's grandma, Edna.

by the one who knows it all September 3, 2009

shooting web

When you're about to cum, then u pull out and go in your hand. Then you throw it in your partner's face with a spider-man like maneuver.

Mark's wife divorced him for shooting web on her sister.

by Segatravises February 2, 2017