Shitilation

When you almost die from shit inhalation in a porta-shitter on the side of a mountain because they don’t put a rubber mat down and you’re wearing ski boots and almost fall into the urinal...

We almost died from shitilation in Utah!!!!

by SkiPanda43 March 17, 2021

Situation Sally

A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.

That Ericka sure has a lot going on but holds her shit together like a Situation Sally!!

by Captain Sally January 18, 2022

Situationship

When you fall asleep on the phone, hold hands, hangout as more than friends , flirt with each other, give each other compliments but you aren’t in a relationship.

Tails: Hey Amy how is your relationship with Sonic going

Amy: He still hasn’t made any moves

Tails: Oh so you’re in a situationship

by kathykakes October 29, 2022

Situationship

Situationship, is two people who cannot leave each other alone. Situationship is when your have broken up but decides to be friends but that relationship bond is still there.. Situationship is two people who acts like a couple but they’re not.

girl 1- I get to see my man today, girl 2- whooo? girl 1- well he’s not my man, we’re friends its a situationship

by heyhey23girl2 June 15, 2023

pre shitaltion

As you're getting ready to sit down on the toilet and take a shit; before you reach the seat, some shit drops, unexpectedly.

He had to go home early today, because of pre shitaltion stains.

by Turtle Dino Boy & Giraffe Girl July 31, 2010

urinal situation

1) When one is pissing at the urinal, looks to the side and sees someone who greets them, or knows them.

2) Any awkward situation which resembles the situation above. Not necessarily male oriented.

3) Like being stuck between a rock and a hard place.

person 1: "I looked to the left and saw my prof. He smiled at me."
person 2: "How did you deal with that urinal situation?"
person 1: "I smiled back."

person 1:"Was waiting in line with my girlfriend at the pharmacy when I realized my ex and her boyfriend were waiting in line behind us. We were both buying the pill."
person 2: "I'm glad I wasn't apart of that urinal situation."

by cyberphunkisms March 16, 2011

costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.

I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.

by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012