shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

by J Dubya December 26, 2003

shake that bear

Is a internet phenomenon with involes a girl in the wilderness shooting down a bear. Than taking up the ass on the bear.

Come on, shake that bear. You like the cum.

by DJ Hulme January 10, 2008

Bake'n'Shake

When one partakes in inhaling the smoke produced from the burning of marijuana, followed shortly there after by a long and very enjoyable period of masturbation.

Adam>> Hey man, I'm blazed as shit, lets get get some fucking cheese burgers asap!
Matt>> Hold that thought - I have to tend to myself, it's bake'n'shake time!!

by moostard September 5, 2009

Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

by Syne May 7, 2008

suicide shake

A drink, usually made at a fast food resturant, that contains a little bit of every soda available on tap.

"What the hell is in that drink?"
"Everything! It's a suicide shake!"

by jetsevenom April 10, 2007

stale and shake

Stake and Shake after 2 a.m, and after a long hard night of drinking.

A.S: Lets go to Stale and Shake.
A.K: Don't you mean Steak and Shake?
A.S: Noo I mean Stale and Shake.

by taas June 19, 2008

Shake and Bake

Military jargon. Refers to the use of a combination of anti-personnel and incendiary ammunition, especially in the use of artillery. The anti-personnel ammunition-such as high-explosive artillery rounds-deal with infantry, while incendiary rounds destroy enemy equipment and ammunition or fuel stores as well as setting fire to nearby tents, trees, and other surroundings.

During the war we did a Shake and Bake on an enemy fuel dump; you could see the burning gasoline for miles!

by imtheonlysane1here October 15, 2011