Shanghai surprise

to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.

Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?

by T3n5oR October 15, 2008

santh

a homosexual man, that builds houses for animals.

you want a bird hut, are you a santh?

by thesanthman April 3, 2011

shanghai-ed

Verb form of the word shanghai. The process of Shanghai-ing.

I just Shanghai-ed a lady's purse and took all her dough.

by Dr. P aka Chainsaw August 17, 2006

santhi

A hottie but also a bitch face. My main hoe and bitch ♡

Santhi is a dumbtard.

by hoedems July 6, 2014

Shanghai Surprise

To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.

These wonton noodles taste funny.

by jmc October 15, 2002

Shant

a douchebag!!!!

He's such a Shant

by Heather April 3, 2003

Shanghai

To vomit on one's own genitals while sitting on the toilet, naked, defecating.
Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.

"Wow John totally Shanghai-ed last night and left the bathroom in such a disgusting state that I threw up immediatly! AWESOME!"

by Gummy-Bear February 4, 2010