shake it off

After a male urinates, he doesn't wipe like a female would. Instead he holds onto his genitalia and "shakes" it, so as to dry off.

He had to (shake it off) so he could put it in his pants.

*glancing around stupidly at your friends, miming the shaking off* "(SHAKE IT OFF)".

~(shake it off) can also be used as a dumb immature joke, as seen in example number 2~

by -S July 24, 2005

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shake and bake

to shake the sheets up and then get high
(to have sex then smoke weed)

hey baby lets go shake and bake

by kate51351361 March 8, 2007

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Shake Junt

A joint rolled in a blunt that has shake filling all empty spaces between the joint and blunt. (joint occasionally dipped in lean.)

"Down to smoke fat Shake Junt?"

"Hell yeah!"

by Big Pac April 23, 2013

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Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.

1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

by Drew Peacock. September 27, 2009

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Shake and Bake

To smoke marijuana right after an earthquake.

In order rid oneself of the tension and anxiety that earthquakes bring about, it is recommended that a shake and bake is implemented.

-Courtney! Did you feel the earthquake?
-Yeah! It was scary!
-How about a shake and bake?
-Alright, I'm coming over.

by fmoralesf June 16, 2010

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