sement

to cum on a girls clothes, then the next day the girl realizes it is all white crunchy and flakey like cement.

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by jews r' us April 13, 2010

Steamin semen

When a homosexual couple are getting ready to have intercourse, one male wraps his genitals in a scolding hot towel. when his penis is super hot, he spanks his partner until he ejaculates all over the partners chest.

me and my boyfriend were totally fucking last night and then he pulled a steamin semen!!!

by SCHIEFFY December 31, 2008

Semena

The act of ejaculating inside someones asshole, causing them to shit. Much like an enema made of semen.

My partner was so constipated it caused her to lose interest in sex, so I gave her a semena and everyone was pleased.

by musicjoey June 20, 2011

Semen

A tasty snack.

Whenever I get hungry, I make him cum so I can put him semen on my salad.

by Dave with SUPERFREAZYPOWERS June 27, 2009

Semen Retention Syndrome

Semen Retention Syndrome also known as SRS – this is when a man is suffering from symptoms similar to PMS. This is caused by a back up of semen as a result of NO sexual relations, or masturbation.

"Nick is so evidently in a bad mood he must be suffering from Semen Retention Syndrome - SRS."

by Best Filth April 29, 2009

semenated

synonym with cummed

"man that guy semenated all over her back!"

by jack o June 24, 2008

Semen Poisoning

The result of swallowing too much semen. Can cause blurred vision, vomiting, erectile disfunction, premenstrual bleeding, and children

After the gay bukkake, phil realized he had semen poisoning.

by TheDrunkenMasta January 3, 2012