semen specialist

A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.

Dude that bitch was a semen specialist

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

semen padang

To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will

Ben just semen padanged the doorline

by Jsloan October 2, 2017

Semen Trail

The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.

Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.

by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017

Semen oath

A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.

Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman

by Themositones November 24, 2016

Semen Roach

a racial slur towards the Caucasian peoples.

A. you are nothing but a no good chink
B. well youre nothing but a god damn semen roach

A. what did you say
B. you heard me you semen roach

by racialtensions December 11, 2020

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022