Semen Magician

A magician the comes to adult parties and uses semen in their magic tricks.

Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

semen specialist

A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.

Dude that bitch was a semen specialist

by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022

Semen Sauna

When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.

“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight”

by Literally Batman September 9, 2023

Semen-Demon

A playful epithet used to describe the offspring of two people outside of wedlock.

Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.

by Karen&KyleKoss June 15, 2022

Booty-Semen

Booty semen is a substance where once a male nutted in a female the female then holds the semen in her anus till the semen and the poo merge into one. After the merging process completes the female then shits and out will come a watery white and brown substance known as "Booty-Semen"

person 1: hey i want to try something new tonight for sex
person 2 :what
person 1:I want to make booty-semen and we can drink it after
person 2:LETS DO IT

by moon muntasir munir January 12, 2019