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Sega makes quality games

A rather true statement. Quality games and franchises made by Sega's internal developers include Phantasy Star, Sonic The Hedgehog, Shenmue (yes), Virtua Fighter, Space Channel 5, Super Monkey Ball, Jet Grind/Set Radio, Streets of Rage, Panzer Dragoon, the Shining series, and many more
Sega does indeed make quality games.
by RandomSegaFanboy April 19, 2005
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Sega Master System

Sega's first console, which launched at about the same time as Nintendo's NES/Famicom. Was neglected due to Nintendo's vicious "no NES if you have an SMS" policy, aimed towards stores.
by InsanityRequiem March 19, 2003
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SEGA

Greatest console/game/arcade developer/publisher in history, Never has, and never will, any company achieve such massive greatness and acclaim in so many ventures and on so many formats.

Often said to be the victim of its own mistakes, which is only half-true. After SEGA went third-party, it turned its profits around and became a massively successful company on the verge of extending that success and profit margin to its home development.

In truth the victim of a back-stabbing, immoran parent company, CSK; who behind closed doors sold out SEGA to the most hostile (and Yakuza-linked) parasite ever - Sammy corporation, headed by Satan's spawn, Hajime Satome. In october 2004, SEGA was dissolved anmd its assets made part of SSL, a new holding company which in truth is Sammy whoring SEGA's name on its subpar garbage in order to make it sell. Darkwatch and Spy Fiction are two examples of this trash which drags down SEGA's name. The more outspoken and independent developers have already left SEGA after Sammy, saying that SEGA as they loved it no longer existed; great minds such As Rikiya Nakagwa, Tetsuya Mizuguchi, and others. Sonikku-Team's Yuji Naka has always been resentful of Sammy - as has SEGA"s entire former executive board, which rejected numerous overtures from the yakuza-linked pachinko mafia company before - and has stuck with 'SEGA' as it is now out of his extreme loyalty and devotion, but sooner or later he and the lieks of Yu Suzuki will leave. They will only be able to take their beloved franchises being raped and molested - Sonic into pachinko, Shenmue into online nonsense - so much.

SEGA is also the victim of general bias and hate from both the gaming 'media' and 'gamers' in general; both of whom are indoctrinated to believe Nintendo is the be-all and end-all of gaming creativity when in truth Mityamotyo'd creative output is dwarfed by ay one SEGA development stidio and slaughtered by Yu Suzuki alone. When companies such as RARE and UbiSoft are sold or sell-out, these typical sheep are up in arms. When SEGA was literally raped, butchered and murdered slowly by Sammy, nary a word from the press or the 'gaming' community, which is proof positive of the incapability of the majority of humans to care for the right cause or see the suffering of the innocent, as well as blight over and ignore the evil of the powerful. SEGA's death is a micricosm of the situation in Occupied Palestine, Tibet, Aceh, et al. SEGA's death is proof that humanity is pathetic.

SEGA will live forever in the hearts of true gamers but is never easy to forget the violent rape and death of those you love. May SEGA be avenged and Sammy's yoke burned.
Pioneer in arcade techonology and its leader to this day and in home console development and game content; ie Samba de Amigo, Virtua Fighter, Dreamcast.
by Imran DeRoy January 27, 2005
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seggs

me and conor daly had seggs
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forest segal

One of the best wrestling journalists of all time. Multiple award winner for wrestling coverage and the man who always seems to know what's happening with wrestling before it airs. The most trusted source for wrestling news bar none.
Forest Segal has correctly predicted every WWE PPV since Wrestlemania XXX
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Seguin

a small town in Texas, east of San Antonio. Often those who live in said town do not have access to the world wide web (a.k.a. the internet), and therefore should not be expected to reply quickly to any emails or online messages.
"I'm from the town of Seguin."

"Is that why you never answer my emails?"
by stuckinseguin April 10, 2009
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Segway

(verb) to smoke copious amounts of marijuana
"Dude, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'm going to Segway with Bill tonight, want to join?"
"Of course man, you know I'm always down to Segway!"
by SegwayAllDayErryDay May 4, 2012
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