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Santa's Secret Penguin Spy

He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace
by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012
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agents of secret stuff

An association called A.S.S. or Agents of secret stuff. This is also a short film directed by wongfuproductions on YouTube.
"Watch out for those Agents of Secret Stuff!"
by Apex Predator Claude January 5, 2014
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McDonald's secret sauce

The sauce ejaculated from an employee at McDonald's. Commonly found in ketchup packets.
by Famine and Fury November 11, 2015
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Ancient Chinese Secret

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.
*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!
by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019
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NO. They don’t. Everyone loves you and you are amazing. Trust me. YOU. ARE. FUCKING. INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!
Does everyone secretly hate me?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by Suck toes or die trying June 22, 2019
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dirty little secret

A secret that you don't want anyone to know but someone finds out about it sooner or later.
You've got a dirty little secret about me that I'd like to know.
by Christie Byrd November 18, 2005
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dirty little secret

1) A song by All American Rejects
2) A song by Christian band Pillar
3) How you refer to a secret relationship, usually one in which some form of sexual contact has occurred.
1) "Dude, Dirty Little Secret is playin' on the radio!"
2) Dirty Little Secret is one of Pillar's best songs ever!
3) Jane: So, wanna come round later to continue our Dirty Little Secret?
Bob: Damn straight.
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