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Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.
I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.
by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006
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Screaming Nun

The art of double fisting a girl.

Step 1: Place palms of both hands together in a praying like formation.
Step 2: Insert praying hands into intended female's vagina.
Step 3: In a swift movement, without hesitating, make praying hands into a brain shape.
Step 4: Start pumping like there's no tomorrow.
Step 5: Rinse and repeat.
Meagan enjoys when I engage her in the Screaming Nun. She always begs me for more.
by Pretty_Pony April 13, 2010
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pre-scream

screaming before anything scary or exciting happens.
1) The stupid girls in the back of the roller coaster started to pre-scream before the ride even begun.

2) My friend was so freaked out watching the scary movie, she pre-screamed before the killer even came in!
by ShinobiFaye May 16, 2006
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Screaming Eagle

Five dudes, one chick, three holes, two hands. Flap those arms and scream like an eagle.
Jeff: I put it in her ass.
Pete: I put it in her pussy.
John: I put it in her mouth.
Chris: She grabbed my cock.
Steve: She grabbed my cock too.

Girl who got screaming eagled: KAAAAWWWW!
by PTouch August 25, 2010
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nu-screamo

Term often used to describe mainstream pop punk that incorporates elements of screaming. However, this is incorrect. Nu-screamo classifies the bands listed in the examples section.

Screamo developed in the 80s from hardcore punk. It is also refered to as emotional hardcore, which can also be used to describe early emo bands such as Still Life, Grey Matter, Rites of Spring, etc. Some bands that are true screamo are: Joshua Fit for Battle, Saetia, City of Caterpillar, Reversal of Man, Neil Perry, Ampere, Capsule, Trifle Tower, Someplace to Hide, Hot Cross, Transistor Transistor, Waifle, Yaphet Kotto, Eaves, Trainwreck, Envy, etc...
Nu-screamo bands are as follows: The Used, Story of the Year, From First to Last, etc.
by steeples November 9, 2006
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Screamin' Seal

When a male is having intercourse with a female on the beach, he pulls out and puts his penis in the sand, then puts it back in his partner. She then proceeds to scream like a seal
She didn't like it when I pulled the screamin' seal on her.
by bestfriend2226 April 13, 2009
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Screaming Gorilla

The act of a male shaving his pubic hair, holding the shaved hairs in his hand, and then proceeding to have intercourse from behind with a female. When the male is near climax, he flips the female over on her back and ejaculates all over her chest. He then throws his shaved hairs on her chest and hopes that they will stick while he gives a loud gorilla call and pounds his chest like King-Kong.
Kim's roomate was amazed at the amount of hair in the tub after Kim had showered until she found out Kim's boyfriend, Larry, had given her a screaming gorilla.
by Taint McReynolds September 20, 2008
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