ultimate scooter

A hefty gang of street thugs from the east side of Melbourne Australia. They are said to roam the streets of rich suburban nieghborhoods hittin up primary schools and other such inicent places with their radical, hard as, scootering. The take blade scooters to the next level and make wesley snipes look like a pussy.

Ah police please... yeah... ultimate scooter have struck us again, they've just scootered in our local primary school and left grind marks everywhere. The worst part is that they have started a scooting craze at the school. (police- we will be there shortly)

Wanna hit up a primary? fo' sho.

by Pig headed jerk July 30, 2008

scooter style

When a guy wants to do it scooter style they want to pop out ur eye ball and fuck u till they get off in ur skull then put ur eye ball back...

Someone from stoney creek wanted to try scooter style went his now ex girlfriend

by audrea March 1, 2008

bad motor scooter

Basically a bad motor scooter is a black, hard talking, hard hitting, hardcore guy who looks like he's hardcore-gaycore-noobsauce-elite at first then he turns out to just flat out rock your world and devastate your hopes and dreams of ever reaching a level of coolness as high as his.

The bad motor scooter tends to be quiet until you say something to him, then he comes back at you with some intense Mark Twain Shit that alters your entire perspective on the universal paradox of mankinds purpose in life.

He ends your eternal soul.

Serious man, the bad motor scooter is one bad motor scooter.

Kyle Nugent one-hits Nefarion, he's one one bad motor scooter.

by Denver Max May 30, 2006

ULTIMATE SCOOTER

The name of a small group of ghetto thugs who tour rich suburban primary schools filming scooter movies, just after there 420 apointment. They are pretty bad ass...

Ultimate Scooter: The Movie

Man lets hit up the primary...lets Ultimate Scoot This Joint...

Brett (ultimate Leader), Jeeds, Mitch, Burga, Foulds, Luc, Mure, Peez, Burnz, Dug (camera work)

by Ultimate Scooter Member August 31, 2008

The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.

"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

by John P. Smith April 24, 2008

Where is yo scooter

When ever someone talks down on you and you don’t have a comeback.
It comes from Nene Leakes season 10 catch phrase when Kim was talking baldly about her

After Troy kept roasting Quan he couldn’t think of any come backs so he said “Where is yo scooter”

by AquariusLamont December 18, 2020

Kentucky Mud Scooter

The act of a girl defecating on her partner's testicles during sex in the reverse cowgirl position.

Once Chloe got off Robert he had to hit the shower because she kentucky mud scootered him.

by sweet green bud May 17, 2009