Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio

That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.

by DommeJay November 18, 2019

I will save money

This is what people were saying after buying things they like but then after a few days, will buy things again, say this sentence again and repeat the same old process.

A : This is like your fifth time buying things like this

B: Don't worry. I will save money.

by i love u still January 7, 2022

What a save!

Something a toxic 9 year old on rocket league says when they own goal and get so pissed that they have to do this.

GODDAMNIT TIMMY U JUST OWN GOALED

timmy: What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

chat disabled for 4 seconds

by ThatLilYoshi January 6, 2021

Half-n-Half Save

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.

Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

by jsanctuary13 June 22, 2011

To save my life

To save my life - Where one simply is really bad at something. Or used as a phrase.

I can't make cookies to save my life.
I can't play netball to save my life.

by History! November 13, 2016

Captain save-ahoe

A guy who is always a gentile man even when the girl is a bitch he will always take her side even when she is wrong and will spoil any woman even if he knows hes not getting laid. Will even brake the unspoken man laws for the woman. But has a alter ego if pushed to far he will become a player and Nice guy so that he gets the women at the end of the night. Can be used as and insult or a compliment.

My brother, me and some buddys were watching tv

Girl: "T.V. to loud baby"

Me: "Tough the games on"

Buddys:" you dont even live here"

Brother: "guys chill out or your all going home"

Girl: "thank you baby"

Me: "bros before hoes Captain save-ahoe let the bitch talk for herself"

turns down tv Me:"later bro call us up when the hoe leaves"

by Mr. Save-ahoe July 22, 2011

spit and save

It is when a woman is giving head and she takes the load in her mouth then, spits it in a glass and save it for later.

Tyron: Fuck man, dis bitch be sayin im her babys daddy.
Jamal: You aint usin a rubber?
Tyron: Naw the bitch spit and saved.
Jamal: Then she put that funky spunk in her snatch?
Tyron: Yea dat bitch is KRAZY cuz, my junk wasn't gettin in that nast RedRhonda. dat bitch is a fukin B!

by MICHELLEINMICHIGAN May 9, 2007