swedish fuck

Fucking on newly put together Ikea furniture

Josh - yeah so did you take home that euro girl?
Tod - we went to Ikea and went back to her place for a good swedish fuck
Josh- nice

by Kelz B August 12, 2018

Swedish eBay

noun: A fictional online store name used as a euphemism for buying sex toys online.

Person1: "I spent all evening ordering stuff online."
Person2: "How much did you spend at Swedish eBay?"

by DeWolfeman June 29, 2018

Swedish Glacier

when you're putting your pecker to good use, and with a split second reaction, you pull out, and throw your swedish meatBALLZ in her grill. once there, set up shop and let the cum slide down her nose and into her mouth like its 10,000 B.C. all over again

guy 1: dude, this bish was sexy

guy 2: yeah, i had her one time, i was feelin outlandish so i gave her a Swedish Glacier.

Guy 1: damn, props for that one, was it slow like a window pickle race

Guy 2: dude, its a god damn glacier for a reason, you tell me

by Pastor Sergio August 31, 2012

Swedish Meatball

When you defecate in an IKEA display toilet

*at IKEA*
Them: where were you? I’ve been waiting in housewares for like 20 minutes?!

Me: leaving a Swedish meatball *giggles*

Them: no! Christ, why do you do that?!

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

swedish taco

A word that sounds kinda sexual but it actually has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

"Guys does Swedish Taco sound like something sexual or is it just me"
"no you fucking idiot it has nothing to do with sex you retard"

by WaifuChan February 25, 2018

swedish meatballs

The aftermath of a vasectomy

Cor I've got the main swedish meatballs after that vasectomy

by #angrygrowler May 13, 2014

Swedish Firecracker

When a man sucks his own dick and his partner dances on his butt. Requires extreme flexibility and is quite painful for the reciever's tailbone or lower spine.

Last night Karen gave me a swedish firecracker,it hurt like hell and now I can't sit down.

by Danieltoshhasaids December 29, 2010