by mrpurplegoat June 24, 2018
A word for potato, generally used as an insult. However, potatoes are the epitome of perfection—a flawless gift from God. Therefore, being referred to as a spud is the highest honor one can be given.
by dabbing_potato November 05, 2021
Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
person 1: is that girl covered in soil and lying in her backyard pretending to be a carrot?
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!
by ihopeyouhaveananeurysm March 16, 2020
that spud nugget is a mongo
by Joshy6914 April 03, 2017
I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
by sbjkd October 06, 2020