spud bud

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.
After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.
by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018
mugGet the spud budmug.

Spud

This is our Spud, he is our first born son.
by jomalot August 6, 2018
mugGet the Spudmug.

Spud

A U.K way of saying potato. Used by middle to lower class people of the united kingdom.
Shut up or ill throw a spud at you!
by mrpurplegoat June 24, 2018
mugGet the Spudmug.

Spud

1. A good vibe; a positive feeling in the air
2. A sensation or trend that spreads rapidly
3. A potato or plant that grows in the ground
1. I felt a spud in the air when I walked into the neighborhood.
2. The spud went viral on the internet.
3. I grow spuds in the garden.
by blokite September 27, 2014
mugGet the Spudmug.

Spud Wrench

Equating to "Stupid bastard"
by PickledViagra October 5, 2022
mugGet the Spud Wrenchmug.

SPUDS

IMMA EAT SOME SPUDS
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
mugGet the SPUDSmug.

Airing spuds

Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump
Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
mugGet the Airing spudsmug.

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