Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
Get the Spud Spaffmug. 1. A good vibe; a positive feeling in the air
2. A sensation or trend that spreads rapidly
3. A potato or plant that grows in the ground
2. A sensation or trend that spreads rapidly
3. A potato or plant that grows in the ground
1. I felt a spud in the air when I walked into the neighborhood.
2. The spud went viral on the internet.
3. I grow spuds in the garden.
2. The spud went viral on the internet.
3. I grow spuds in the garden.
by blokite September 27, 2014
Get the Spudmug. by youngbono October 1, 2017
Get the Spudmug. Equating to "Stupid bastard"
by PickledViagra October 5, 2022
Get the Spud Wrenchmug. by Ploto June 7, 2019
Get the spudmug. by Sputatoe July 24, 2016
Get the Spudmug. I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
by sbjkd October 5, 2020
Get the Bum Spudsmug.