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Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.
To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.
by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025
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Spud

1. A good vibe; a positive feeling in the air
2. A sensation or trend that spreads rapidly
3. A potato or plant that grows in the ground
1. I felt a spud in the air when I walked into the neighborhood.
2. The spud went viral on the internet.
3. I grow spuds in the garden.
by blokite September 27, 2014
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Spud

A thick, firm erection resembling a large, brown russet potato.
Man, Jennifer showed me her asshole last night and it gave me a massive spud!
by youngbono October 1, 2017
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Spud Wrench

Equating to "Stupid bastard"
by PickledViagra October 5, 2022
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spud

ether a physical dysibility, retarded potatoe or Gabes tendiez
run faster wut r u a spud

Daren is such a spud
by Ploto June 7, 2019
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Spud

A word in which two friends use amongst each other as they refer to an awkward situation.
Girl 1: Spud..!
Girl 2: What's happened..?
by Sputatoe July 24, 2016
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Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.
I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.
by sbjkd October 5, 2020
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