That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.
After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.
by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

by jomalot August 6, 2018

by mrpurplegoat June 24, 2018

1. A good vibe; a positive feeling in the air
2. A sensation or trend that spreads rapidly
3. A potato or plant that grows in the ground
2. A sensation or trend that spreads rapidly
3. A potato or plant that grows in the ground
1. I felt a spud in the air when I walked into the neighborhood.
2. The spud went viral on the internet.
3. I grow spuds in the garden.
2. The spud went viral on the internet.
3. I grow spuds in the garden.
by blokite September 27, 2014

Equating to "Stupid bastard"
by PickledViagra October 5, 2022

Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS
by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019
