spiderman

a fat cock-sucker created by a 100 year old man.

look its spiderman sucking cock!

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!

Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When someone cums in your wrists and then cute them so you shoot web

Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad

Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021

Spidermanning

When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....

Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning

by Klopsikii June 12, 2025

Spiderman

Luke Bridda is THE BEST Spiderman ever

Omg is that SPIDERMAN aka Luke Bridda?

by Cooper230! June 9, 2023

Spiderman

When you don’t cum for 30 days, then take a girl from behind. Then, before you cum, you pull out. Then, you mega cum in your hand, and put your pinky finger and pointer finger out, and thrust your middle and ring fingers into the palm of your hand where the cum is. It should shoot out onto the girls back, with the other end of the cum puddle still in your hand. You pull her in closer to you until you’ve proved your dominance.

Me: I pulled the spiderman on a bitch
Homie: you the real player

by CashMoneyK420 February 28, 2023

Spiderman

The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").

Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"

by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024