Sassy Bagel

A sassy bagel is otherwise known as the common household donut

Person 1: hey, whatcha got there?
Person 2: a sassy bagel *holds up round pastry*
Person 1: .... that's a donut!

by awkward banjo July 31, 2010

sassy soeur

a bitchy-ass sister. derived from both the English and French language.

Man, my sister Lauren is a sassy soeur.

by francaise_femme December 11, 2010

sassytitty

A word describing a female, generally a blonde, that has the tendency to act very rude and cheeky toward goodlooking males.

Michelle: You guys are so stupid!

Danny: Why is she being so rude and impolite?

Wilbur: She's been yelling at us just because we are good looking.

Danny: Yeah, Michelle is being such a sassytitty.

by minboner November 23, 2013

sissy dear

a transatlantic friend whom is like a sister. When you meet, you hate each other. no matter what you can not seem to get along, fighting over everything (eg where to put the battleships on you group project about new jersey). Slowly you become friends, joined but a mutual distaste for a certain girl whom can not sit on a chair for more than 5 seconds. Eventually you become very good friends, and as they say, 'absence makes the heart grow stronger' when one sissy leaves the country. You regularly plan to maintain contact (eg skyping every friday night) and send food packages across the atlantic. You have so many inside jokes that most of them have been forgotten but are remember when found digging through old emails and messages. Like a sister, you fight but can't help but love them. 'sexy pictures, crazy times, sisters at heart, partners in crime'

'hey wanna hang out tonight?'
'sorry i can't, got to skype my sissy dear'
'didn't you just get food from her?'
'yep:) thats what sissy dears are for!'

by english.sissy.dear16 March 19, 2014

sonsyrea

An amazing girl who loves playing sports and loves to go shopping and loves all her friends and family who has accepted Christ and is a child of God who makes good grades in school and who loves food and loves to get and make money and who loves to talk on the phone for hours with her friends and loves to listen to music and dislikes waking up in the morning to go to school and who loves shoes

Wow I wish I knew who Sonsyrea was!

by Sonsyrea November 21, 2016

Sissyfucker

Someone who is too lame to be called a motherfucker

He slept with his best friend's girlfriend, stole my dog, and slapped his grandma. What a sissyfucker.

by PBish2323 January 22, 2017

Sassy McSassyPants

A feisty curly haired boy who puts peanut butter in his ass for fun. He has a distinct mating call which can be heard during the early hours of the morning. A Sassy McSassyPants is of farmer descent.

“I heard a weird anal sound this morning”

“Must have been a Sassy McSassyPants”

by NutButterOnYourMom November 6, 2018