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To london someone

To london someone - to stab somebody using a bladed melee weapon, usually a knife or a dagger.

While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.
Mom: We're gonna visit grandma tommorow.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.
by Kfestofil December 25, 2022
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sleep with someone

to get lay next to a person and get some rest.
Me: I wanna sleep with someone tonight.
Jason: Cool, hope you have some good dreams.
Me: Me too, I'm gonna get so much rest!
by rufferey September 22, 2012
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someone else

the person responsible for negotiating XJT's Contract 2002 on behalf of the pilots.
My contract sucks, someone else is surely to blame!
by tim-tim April 26, 2004
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Beat Someone Like If You're Were His/Her Daddy

Kicking someone ass severely. Just like one of his parents would do it.
I Beat Valery's ass just like if I was her mom.
by Saints March 11, 2005
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Swipe someone to the left

To break up with someone;

To dump someone;

To not be attracted by the appearance of someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.
"I don't like her anymore, I think I'm gonna swipe her to the left."

"That bloke is so ugly, I most definitely would swipe him to the left."

"Although you are not in love with him anymore, it is always hard to swipe someone to the left."
by Brammic October 29, 2014
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kick someone in the dick day

National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO
Carol-Hey, it’s national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!
by Boom banger October 11, 2020
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