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Silent game

Your in a car and someone talks continuous so you count the silence between their words and you never get to 5 seconds
The silent game is fun to play.
by Kuehlstein December 31, 2017
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silent 7

The letter between j and k in the English alphabet. It is the best letter in the world.
What is funnier than 24? Silent 7!
by Slim chaety June 24, 2016
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the silent mantis

A charming and sodium-filled young fellow, he is a resident of teh pavilion and ate 39 ramen in 10 weeks.
the silent mantis just received the most severe pooting of his life from the preminator.
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Silent D

Short for Diarrhea. It starts with a D, ends in the bathroom, and is never heard in polite conversation.
Sorry Professor, but I've been stricken with Silent D. Unless you can move that engine into the bathroom, I don't think I can run those tests you wanted today.
by Grad Student McFly May 10, 2011
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silent swan

See Silent Duck - Swan defferenciated by long reach of arm during activity 'like a swans neck in length'
Wow thats going deep, like a swans neck, thats a right silent swan!
by Dr Quacker July 5, 2010
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Silent Fire

When you need to pee but you see something so arousing that you get hard and forget about using the toilet before beating your meat. The sensation you get during post nut clarity ends up being unbelievably painful, as if a fire was dwelling in your penis. It takes a long time to disappear and only gets worse depending what you pleasured yourself to.
Josh: " Dude, last night I had to pee so hard, but I saw a hot lewd of Astolfo and totally forgot he's a dude and that i had to pee. I tryed falling asleep with a silent fire in my pants and strong depression."
Jerry: "Wtf? I just asked for a little money."
by WarriorJames99 May 12, 2020
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the silent howdy

When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy
Me and Jack have the silent Howdy to Jessica
by Ghostboxbeat October 6, 2020
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