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sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
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Sheep fuck

Someone who has no personal qualities, and immediately does what other sheep would do. The thought of thinking for yourself doesn’t exist. The epitome of a normie..
This sheep fuck makes a normie look tasteful
by incirclebegging December 12, 2018
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sheep shagger

a new zelander who fucks sheep
Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei
by the sheep shagger March 14, 2018
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cave-sheep

1) a sheep that lives as if it is still amongst cave-men.
2) a sheep that seems to be at a much lower level of evolution.
3) a sheep that sometimes dwells in caves, but this can be seen not as regularly with the decrease of caves.
'Oh Micheal, stop acting like a cave-sheep ! Just Google it! '
by elks_and_sheep September 15, 2018
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Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
by TehOwner February 27, 2015
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lesbian sheep

(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.

This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.

(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.

(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
by Gamersauce May 4, 2020
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Sheep Dit

Trouble; A bad situation. A nicer way of saying "deep shit".
When Ted saw his wife's car parked across the street from the bar he wasn't supposed to be going to anymore, he knew he was in sheep dit.
by Baron Von Dukay September 20, 2012
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