Scottish Christmas

The sex act where a woman gets fucked in both Holes by two different people.

Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!

by AlexOfTheSeas December 19, 2020

Scottish alex

A person who is from liverpool but sounds as if he was from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

“Im NOT FOCKING SCOTTISH” yes you are your being a ‘ Scottish Alex ‘

by lol your dad 63 January 23, 2020

Scottish

The Scottish is an unfearing breed of human who drinks ironbrew until the day is over, they also where HUGE man skirts and eat haggis daily

What a Scottish person am I right? (Laughs in different country)

by That one haggis muncher May 18, 2022

scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another

John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages

by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024

Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017

Scottish Autistic

It’s in the name but they will pick a Bloody Mary to spill on you

Person1:that person is weird

Person2:don’t worry that’s just a Scottish Autistic

Person1:cool bro

by Spooderman gets eaten September 29, 2023

scottish plunger

When your Girlfriend gives you oral after her mouth was being used as a human poo toilet

guy 1: Dude, Me and my girl just tried the Scottish Plunger,
guy 2: Really, how did that go?
guy 1: I'm got 5 years in the slammer for rape, Totally worth it though

by Dandal202 May 23, 2016