scoop and flick

The act of scooping jizz out of a vagina and flicking it into the toilet or shower after hot and heavy sex.

I better go scoop and flick before we head to church so I don’t leak in the pew.

by Jk1313 January 16, 2018

Scoop

Imagine a scenario where your friend comes back after being with a girl. Many men would ask: "did she spit or swallow?" But now, there's a third option. "did she scoop?" Scooping is essentially when a female (or male) is giving head to completion and initially spits the ejaculate onto the ground (or really any surface). However, upon rethinking their action of spitting, they then decide to "scoop" with their hand said ejaculate off of the ground and then swallow it. Hence "Scooping"

"Yo Chad did she spit, swallow, or scoop?"

"I just felt bad and I didn't want to leave a stain on the rug so...I scooped."

by Messy Jelly December 17, 2018

scomo

To tell a lie.

Why are you telling me scomos? I saw you do it!

Had to scomo to the Mrs about this weekend.

by TheGentGaming February 13, 2022

scamp

a kid.

You damn whipper snappin' scamps better get off my layn before I get my shotgun.

by AYB February 17, 2003

Scomo

A disgruntled, crazed, angry, or scary homosexual

Look over there at that scomo! He/she gave me the creeps!

by rgill August 3, 2011

scooping the pumpkin

To insert two fingers into the vaginal opening of a female in order to cause her pleasure.

1.Dude my hand is so tired. I was scooping the pumpkin all night long.
2.My fingers are pruned from scooping the pumpkin
3.I was scooping the pumkin for awhile before i fucked the shit out of her

by tyler miller 2 December 1, 2006

scampede

A devious Black Friday scam perpetrated by department and electronics stores whereby offering especially low prices on a limited number of goods causes an asscrack of dawn stampede of desperate shoppers.

Most of these suckers are either injured, killed, or simply not fast enough to get in on the good deals, but nevertheless fall into the store trap of maxing out multiple credit cards because they are already there.

My uncle Ray was almost killed in a scampede at BestMacy's CostPlus TargetMart, but he managed to survive with nothing more than a fractured vertebrae while still securing his $.99 Acme toaster.

by dookeyboy March 19, 2011